The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.<\/p>\n
I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts…<\/p>\n
Follow your dream! Unless it’s the one where you’re at work in your underwear during a fire drill.<\/p>\n
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone.<\/p>\n
If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone. Just take another road. That’s why the highway department made so many of them.<\/p>\n
When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.<\/p>\n
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.<\/p>\n
Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.<\/p>\n
When you find yourself getting irritated with someone, try to remember that all men are brothers… and just give them a noogie or an Indian burn.<\/p>\n
It’s a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.<\/p>\n
Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel…it’s cheaper than plastic surgery.<\/p>\n
This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.<\/p>\n
Love is like a roller coaster: when it’s good you don’t want to get off, and when it isn’t… you can’t wait to throw up. <\/p>\n
Thanks to Roland Wiederaenders of Clifton TX for the above.<\/p>\n Creepy art for today <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I\u2019m not a morning person, and, I\u2019m a glass-half-full kind of person. I long for Lent, a season that fits my demeanor best. Perky bubbly morning persons drive me crazy. Lately I seem to be surrounded by them and their … Continue reading 
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